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Wording    *asterisk replaces some vowels, sticker has the vowel Order Number
Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip 1344
Vietnam veteran (red) 155
F**k Off 128
In case of emergency buy me a beer 1046
Official dick inspector 1024
Genuine breastfed American made in USA 1401
Being a biker is not a matter of life and death, it's more important than that 494
F*ck You you f*ckin f*ck 1181
DILLIGAF (half circle)(Does it look like I give a f*ck 1005
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder 1220
Don't make me turn on my bitch switch 1235
Here comes trouble 1265
Who says I can't lift a finger (round with middle finger) 1404
Official tit inspector 1009
Try burning this flag asshole (square w/flag) 1002
POW-MIA you are not forgotten (square) 990
The price of freedom is written on the wall 803
I'm not being rude, your just insignificant 1298
SHUTDEF*CKUP 1055
If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space 1101
Remember my name, you'll be screaming it later 1223
Redneck and proud of it (w/confederate flag) 1050
Let those who ride decide 11
Marijuana leaf (circle) 43
Speak English or get the f*ck out (square) 804
Proud to be an American (square) 1004
I may be a bitch but I'm the pick of the litter 770
Im not your bitch, I've just been in a bad mood the last couple of years 514
Ride to live live to ride 822
What am I an asshole magnet 1239
Need a friend? Dial 1800getlost 1042
I love my ol'man 1056
I may not have the cherry but I still have the box it came in
Life is like a rose but look out for the thorns
I'd like to f*ck your brains out but apparently someone beat me to it
Loud pipes saves lives Jesus saves souls 621
I'm not your f*ckin' baby 173
Size does matter 601
Super bitch (red badge) 998
Warning nothing in here is worth dying over 1402
If it has a kickstand or a dick I can ride it 778
You may have the right to remain silent, 1322
ABCDEFU*CKU 603A
I love my ol'lady  1057
Born in a mountain raised in a cave bikin' and f*ckin is all that I crave 1060
The only time I say no is if I am asked have you had enough 454
Bad cop no doughnut 958
Bad to the bone 55
Lady rider 1212
Will work for beer (square) 461
Genuine bitch made in USA 1017
Legalize freedom 81
Horn broken watch for finger 648
Wild child 1179
Do I Look Like a People Person  1300
I Like Lipstick Around my Dipstick 1405
Skeleton Peacesign Hand 250
Green guy with middle finger up (picture)    262
Instant Asshole Just Add Alcohol   68
I Have a Split Personality I hate cats but I love pussy. 1126
I'm Busy, You're ugly have a nice day      1251
I'm not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example    457
I ain't got no f*ckin' attitude         1059
Grow your own dope, plant a man              1367
Eyes   right        106
Eyes   left            51
Get on relax don't ask questions    1380
I have hard time remembering your name can I call you asshole 288
Bikers have more fun than people do 767
If you remembered the 60s & 70s, you weren't there 311
Don't steal, the government hates competition 1102
I have PMS and a gun, any questions? 461
I' m not looking for Mr. Right, I'm looking for Mr. Right now 1100
Smiley face  round picture with gunshot 237
There will always be a place for you sh*tlist 663
Helmet Laws Suck           109
Hairdo by Helmet 659
Good Girl Gone Bad   1172
You say bitch like it’s a bad thing 1224
Sorry I'm late but f*cking off takes a lot of time         683
I could be a bitch if I were nicer 824
Don't knock m*sturbation at least its sex with someone you love 1390
Eagle head              235
Don't ask to ride my bike and I won't ask to ride your bitch 642
Speak English or get the Hell out 93
I've fallen and I can't reach my beer 278
My web address is www.kissmyass.com 1242
My wife says I don't listen to her or something like that 1287
Motorcycles saved my life 425
Go F*ck Yourself    98
I'm about to develop an attitude 493
Middle finger, no saying 388
Men, no shirts no service, women no shirts free beer 730
Rule number one, never touch my motorcycle 882
And your point is? 1249
If your d*ck was half as big as your mouth I might be interested
I want to be just like Barbie, that bitch has everything 948
Take me drunk I'm home 764
Indian ox skull      298
Pig head 166
Sturgis stickers
Skeleton with helmet 31
Yes its fast, no you can't drive it 1111
Route 66 260
When all else fails, lower your standards 866
Treat me like the pig that I am 163
Rose 242
Hell hath no fury like a woman with helmet head 699
Bless this bike 714
Only a bastard like me could love a bitch like her 443
Born free taxed to death 913
Yes its fast, no you can't ride it 1112
Warning, doesn't play well with others 1091
Easy does it 1340
One day at a time
Sober 54
Plain Skull 428
My other toy has tits 725
Some do some don't, I might 380
Why don't you play hide and go f*ck yourself 1271
If its too loud, you're too old 926
Excuse me don't you have someone else to f*ck with 1255
Moon with woman 177
Indian chief 1167
Sillie yuppie, trailers are for boats 823
My other toy has a d*ck 726
Left leaning woman 247
Right leaning woman 246
Left lightning bolt 103
Right lightning bolt 102
I am not wearing this helmet by choice 136
ABCDEF*CK 603
F*ck you and that's my final answer 1374
I'm so far behind I think I'm first 478
Loud Pipes save lives 15
Who's your daddy? 1311
Remember when sex was safe, and motorcycles were dangerous 620
I may not go down in history but I will go d*wn on your sister 830
I'm so miserable without you its like you were here 154
F*ck milk, got beer 1268
Your ass called it wants your head back 1320
Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly 1214
Maltese Cross 112
Caution-In case of injury do not remove helmet 1200
If I have to explain you wouldn't understand 768
Peace sign 48
Dot 500
For some there is therapy for others there's motorcycles 1334
My inner child is a mean little f*cker 657
God is my copilot 715
F*ck politically correct 644
Yeah baby 1263
Will work for sex 442
There's absolutely no excuse for what I'm about to do 1116
F*ck Milk, got pot 1178
POW MIA Bring Us home 1402
My nipples get harder than most men's d*cks 1237
Flag 233
Men are like floor tiles, lay them right the first time you can walk on them forever 825
Whatever look you were going for you missed 1304
F*ck the Factory 617
Cherry picture 706
If we are what we eat I'm fast and cheap 1242
Bad Ass girls ride bad ass toys 1241
I can feel myself getting dumber just listening to you 1342
C*ck Licker 1198
If you lick them they will come 1205
Satisfaction Guaranteed 560
Lick me till I scream 798
Lick me 312
F*ckaholic 1270
Yes I do but not with you 1134
I suffer from PMS putting up with men's sh*t 1335
Right Eagle 241
Left Eagle 240
Gun Control is always hitting your target 647
Eatin ain't cheatin 1089
My boss is a f*ckin *sshole 131
Justice my ass I want revenge 903
Never trust anyone that bleeds 3-5 days per month and doesn't die 279
Would you drive better with a phone up your *ss?
The only hell my mother raised was me 1106
Jane Loves D*ck 366
I accept tits 609
Support your local biker 868
Looking for the perfect woman, a n*mphomaniac that owns a liquor store 446
69 563
Stupid people should not breed 733
Private Hell 1169
I can see your point but I still think your full of sh*t  
Vietnam, good soldiers, gutless politicians 1132
Follow the Son 711
Retired 950
Killer Pu*sy! 1269

 


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